8. I'M CALLING FROM THE TOP OF THE BUILDING
Hello? he says.
Hello, I'm calling from the top of the building, I say.
Yes? says the man.
Are you aware that the time runs slightly faster at the top than it does at the bottom of this building? I ask.
No, he says.
Well, it does, I say.
All right, says the man.
Are you impressed? I ask.
Not really, he says.
But that means that the time doesn't exist, I say.
Oh yeah? says the man.
So, what do you think? I ask.
I couldn't care less, says the man and hangs up.
Jackass.
Hello, I'm calling from the top of the building, I say.
Yes? says the man.
Are you aware that the time runs slightly faster at the top than it does at the bottom of this building? I ask.
No, he says.
Well, it does, I say.
All right, says the man.
Are you impressed? I ask.
Not really, he says.
But that means that the time doesn't exist, I say.
Oh yeah? says the man.
So, what do you think? I ask.
I couldn't care less, says the man and hangs up.
Jackass.
Naiv.Super. Erlend Loe